I'm looking for a girl who would punch me in the face if I stepped over the line, but still let me offer my coat on a brisk walk.
Someone to laugh at my jokes, but then still laugh even after she's told me they're lame.
The one to cuddle on the couch and watch a movie, even if she doesn't like it but knows I love it.
The woman who will rant to me about who and what presses her buttons, but still treats everyone genuinely respectfully, kindly, and cares for strangers.
The girl who will make fun of me day in and day out, but still reassure me that I'm a hero that's worth everything to her.
The lady who will support God with everything she has, yet also swear unholy expressions just because she's feeling it.
Somebody to be presentably modest and conservative, but whisper dirty secrets into my ear in the same breath.
The person who will look at me like I'm stupid and stupendous all at once.
I don't know who you are or where, but I'm preparing for you and can't wait to stumble across that day.